Should of asked for a hand 😂

Fumbling about in a poorly lit room for 15 minutes only to have to go back and be like “no sorry 🥺” lmfao

Just went for a scan and the guy operating the machine asked if I could take my piercings out and I realised…I actually can’t

Forth page is Laurent Blanc kissing Fabian Barthez head at the 98 World Cup. Manifique.

Just in time for the sex and love issue I see

UK peeps might get a kick out of this; but I subscribed to Mundial and I think I've officially become a football hipster.

Damn this is starting to sound pretty nice. I best start training.

Do they get a glass to put it into and some cookies to go along with it?

@Dirty Duck na, they just drink it. Lack of carbination makes it...a challenge to spray aha.

In Canada do they pour the bag over you?

Do they still cover you with it as if it was champagne? Or just hand you a carton?

Nope, gotta be milk. Goes back to the 50s.

Is there an option to trade it in for an alternative like icecream?

Okay, so if you win the Indianapolis 500 you get milk as opposed to champagne. You can choose from whole, semi-skim, 2% or chocolate (or you could, idk if you can still get chocolate, no-one chose it last year).

Sorry what the fuck is a preferred milk? Just had a similar conversation as the house I’ve moved into was only stocking oat until now but I’m a cow milk man

I thought Indy's preferred milk was the blood of nazis

First indy I watched was when he won (in 2020). Montoya was all racing and his prefered milk were he to win was Chocolate. Because of course it was!

Takuma Sato (very old F1 throwback) also did pretty well at the Indy 500 this year!

I was so happy to see Kubica win.

Shit got nuts around 4AM, Porsche and Ferrari battling it out in the dark