But wait doesn’t DS3 have the motion functionality as well?

Semen?

I don't draw the blood, so no bruises from me! I take the blood nurses and phlebotomists draw and run the tests on it. And urine. And stool. And spinal fluid. And sputum. And...you know what you get the idea.

I remember you could use it to aim arrows in Heavenly Sword too?

The only game I remember actually having a fun/decent use for Sixaxis was one of the Ratchet & Clank games

I've been replaying MGS4 of late on and off and I always find it funny how light DS3s were

Sixaxis controllers felt like they were made out of paper and vibes; and a stepback from the dualshock 2 (no rumble).

What even was the beef with sixaxis? I never owned one

Shake your sixaxis controller, Kojima really thought of everything

How is my pump supposed to reach that far?

That's hardly in the spirit of the forum Nate. As famous MGS character Pump Penguin says: "a pump shared is a pump halved"

I don't pump with anyone mate just myself

Quit doing poor pumps with the chumps and start making gains with the big veins

You are mean mean boys

I did until I started having back problems again

Weak veins lil bro, do you even pump iron (and haemoglobin) lil bro

I am not a vein!

A bad vein always blames his phlebotomist

No, the phlebotomy standards are poor!

I read it mate your veins are still weak!