You know, sparkling water is just a byproduct of a mass coverup. The real sparkling water was killed many years ago, off in a tanker on an offshore plant based in the Seychelles.
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Yes mr President he never suspected that sparkling water was actually naturally occuring
Omg Jason, as if you can say tonic water bangs and then try and come for sparkling water. What is wrong with you?!

Actually lets be real, the vibe of sparkling water is being opened once, left in your nan's car and going warm and flat, only for you to accidentally take a full gulp and instantly wretch.
why is it called sparkling water, that name is totally inaccurate. it doesnt sparkle it bubbles smh
I don't think the word plebs should apply to those who prefer their water not resembling effervescent denture cleaning fluid.
I am the same way. I have drinks inside for family/friends. But instead of grabbing a water, I just grab a zero sugar soda. I think for me its the carbonation I like not the drink itself.
Weirdly when I'm away from home I'm fine, i only bring water with me and fill it up regularly, if I'm eating food I generally just drink water, it's when I'm at home that's the problem


